Once upon there lived a handsome king who wanted to marry a beautiful lady and make her his princess but the problem was that none of the beautiful ladies wanted to marry the handsome king because even though he was charming and sweet and well, of course, handsome, the king was a loud and obnoxious farter and it disgusted all the pretty, dainty ladies who only wished and prayed for that day to come when the king would be able to control his flatulence so that their lives could resemble the fairy tales they were supposed to be in and not the reality that they currently lived, devoid of the splendor of the past stories, a harsh actuality that could only belong to the polluted and political 21st century where there is barely any trace left of courteous young men and women who want to change the world and pay no attention to punctuation or tenses. Oh well.
